Tuesday 1 October 2013

Joke of the day

A man phoned a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"Rs 850 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"Rs 850?! Oh, that's too much. Don't you have anything cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"What about if you just don't use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock Rs 150 off."
"What if you just use one of your dentist trainees to do so?"
"I can't guarantee his skill and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to Rs 400".
"And if you make it a training' session, and one of your students does it while the others watch and learn?"
"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but likely to be very traumatic. I'll charge you Rs 50."
"Now you're talking ! It's a deal," said the Sindhi "Can I confirm an appointment for my wife for tomorrow then?"

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